deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via saltwatertherapy)

aminaabramovic:

Literally every problem in my life can be solved with money

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb, via ashleekitty)

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

(via tattooedtris)

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

(via justnotquitemyself)

baysidebayside:

Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult!

baysidebayside:

Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult!